Her house needs ‘everything’ done to it – and her budget is zero!

Editor’s Note:  The following post showed up on our site yesterday although I will probably go to hell for laughing out loud when I read this as this woman is clearly a troubled soul but I thought some of you might enjoy a guilty smile BTW anyone know what Kraken is the intrawebs tell me it’s a giant mythical sea creature said to live off the coast of Norway anyway all the Kraken in this house needs to be redone if you are thinking of quoting on the project

My husband works part-time and I work full-time but don’t make very really really hard we don’t even live paycheck-to-paycheck it’s it’s hard if we do very seldom I need a lot of work done in my house and I can’t afford it really I can’t I need all the floor and done I need every room redone of all the Kraken and everything I need the back of the house I think lifted I need my washer dryer out of the kitchen put into a room over self I need it I have two bedrooms I wish I had three but if I could at least make the master bedroom way bigger what it is I’d be happy I just need a lot of work by my inside of my garage needs finishing around the edge of the top the garage needs finishing I need a new door on the small door on the garage I need everything if you know of anybody that can help me please please let me know I cannot afford to pay I’m hoping there’s a company that they get paid for helping people out cuz I cannot afford it and I need so much done so much thank you if you can get back with me at [deleted phone number] my name is [deleted] only call me if you can help me I live in [deleted town] Illinois on call me if you can help me with all this because honest-to-god I cannot afford to pay if you have to be paid do not call me thank you God bless